Strong coffee indeed!

All the food has these calorie-and-salt labels at the refectory, but
it’s hard to believe them after seeing this one.
Somehow I’m not so thirsty anymore.

Sausage Bar? huh?

This was rather unpleasant. It’s a shame to think that the refectory
people ran out of good ideas for specialty bars so quickly.
Or maybe the boss over there really likes bratwurst on Sundays. I
asked one of the supervisors about it but I don’t think he picked up
on the level of ironic detachment at which I posed the question.